As a couple of scurvy sea rats we'll be out of our depth and this brilliant festival. We're excited to be towing Bob up country to feed the hungry river folk with our tasty fried chicken. Owning a Kayak or two between us we know the kind or appetite can build. Kenneth Grahame said it best.
“Believe me, my young friend, there is nothing - absolutely nothing - half so much worth doing as simply messing about in boats.”